Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Hello Ann. Are you there?
Ann Romney: Yes, I'm here. How are ya Lizzy?
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: I'm great. And girlfriend let me say that I watched your GOP National Convention speech and you did fantastic.
Ann Romney: Thanks Lizzy. You don't think that I over did the color red do you?
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: No ma'am. And let me say that your lipstick matched your red dress perfectly.
Ann Romney: Originally Mitt wanted me to wear turquoise in honor of our nation's Cherokees, Arapahoes, Apaches, Pawnees, and Seminoles. But I told him that I thought it would be more appropriate if I wore red in honor of our red states.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Oh red for red states. Wow! It did not dawn on me. I guess that must be the blonde in me.
Ann Romney: Ah Lizzy, sweety, in case you didn't notice, I am also a blonde.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Oh dammit! I forgot. I'm sorry Annie.
Ann Romney: Lizzy, am I going to have to wash out your mouth with soap?
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: No ma'am. I'm sorry. I guess I have just spent way too much time around Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg. Those two Democrats can cuss up a storm and put a tuna boat crew to shame.
Ann Romney: Well I better get going. I have to get ready for a Republican brunch with The Organization of American Rich People.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Okey dokey Annie. Hey just one more question before you go...
Ann Romney: My bikini thongs and bra were also red.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: I thought so. Bye Ann and keep in touch.
Ann Romney: Ditto kiddo.