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Sunday, 26 August 2012

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Big Fat Gypsy Weddings set to be axed by Channel 4.
Coming Soon: Big Fat Gypsy Divorces

Kim Kardashians Supremely silly Diana Ross hairdo
Well it takes the focus off of Kims butt.

Gary's close encounter on The X Factor:
CHEEKY wannabe Jamuna grabs Barlow's bum after audition.
Or maybe she worked for the Inland Revenue and was looking for his wallet.

Celeb Big Brother Latest
Julian Clary: I'd describe Coleen as overweight.
Well we all are compared to Victoria Beckham.

Jasmin Lennard: I still care for Simon Cowell
And what was it that first attracted you to the mutli-millionaire Mr Cowell?

The Situation asks Danica to be his date
Danica: Certainly sir, the hourly fee is £700 or $1,000. For Cash

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