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Saturday, 25 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 25th August 2012 Obama 2012 campaign slogan - GOOD IS ON (copyright Everton FC)

AIK Stockholm fans took their "12th man" role to the extreme when they travelled to the hotel of their club's Europa League opponents, CSKA Moscow, and set off fireworks in the middle of the night.
(Metro)
The fans later apologised and blamed Stockholm Syndrome.

Everton manager David Moyes has pulled off another coup by signing 17-year-old French wonderkid M'Baye Niang for £2m from Caen.
(The Sun)
Moyes used the advice of President Obama's campaign winning slogan from 2008 - 'Yes we can, get Baye-Niang from Caen'.

Theo Walcott is in talks with Arsenal over a new five-year contract at the Emirates.
(Daily Mirror)
Naturally, the contract includes a sell-on to one of the Manchester clubs after the third year.

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