Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets.
But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets.
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match against Hearts on Thursday for granted, despite leaving the likes of Steven Gerrard, Luis Suarez, Martin Skrtel and Glen Johnson out of his travelling squad.
Rumours that he told supporters working at the all night petrol station to bring their boots has been denied.
A hacker is being blamed for breaking into Real Madrid's club website and creating a profile page for Croatia international Luka Modric. The 26-year-old is being heavily linked with a transfer to the Bernabeu but remains a Tottenham player.
The club have disceetly asked the hacker to consider creating a page for Lionel Messi next time.