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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

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Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me
I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request.
A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated.

Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother
Is Sex the name of her pet dog?

'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out revealing fuller figure once more
Good news for her local cake shop.

'Sweaty hair, sweaty face and sore toe': Cheryl Cole goes natural in post-tour rehearsals photo
No mention of her camel-toe this time.

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