Brazil international Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric.
Man United are now the first go to club when your offloading a player aged 29 or over.
Zenit St Petersburg have made a fresh approach to permanently sign Andrey Arshavin, with Arsenal seeking £10m for the 31-year-old forward.
They should have sold him two years ago when he was 29. The going rate for a 29 year old at Arsenal is £24 million.
Roberto Martinez has claimed he turned down the Liverpool manager's job during the summer.
Manchester United have completed the signing of Alexander Buttner from Vitesse Arnhem for an undisclosed fee.
Appropriately, United have been the butt of all jokes since losing last night at Everton.