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Sunday, 19 August 2012

image for My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 18th August New York City aka 'NO YOU CANT'

Monday 13th
Friend Jar Jar (nickname) tries to chat up Friend Sinbad (predictive text nickname) saying he was always attracted to her even when she was dating another friend. Not getting anywhere he asks what the 'NYC' on Sinbads jumper stands for. "NO YOU CANT" says I...

Wednesday 15th
Had my picture taken with the Paralympic Torch in Sainsbury (the Paralympic sponsors) at Earls Court . A punter walking by describes it as a giant cheesegrater.

Thursday 16th
Jar Jar rings me up.
JJ:'Where are you?'
Me: On a bus.
JJ: Whereabouts?
Me:Cheapside (in the city)
JJ: "Couldn't you afford the expensive side?"

Friday 17th
Go to student bar with pals to support friend who is DJ'ing there tonight. Order 4 bottles of beer, barman serves drinks walks away, doesn't take any money. RESULT! Is this a new policy to help students in the current economical crisis?

* Nicknames have been used to protect the innocent - and not so innocent.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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