Toulouse defender Cheikh M'Bengue, 24, has revealed he is wanted by Arsenal.
Shake yar money to Cheik M'Bengue, Arsenal - theirs noting toulouse!
Meanwhile, the Craven Cottage club have rejected a 'very low' bid from Manchester United for midfielder Moussa Dembele, 25.
A spokesman for United explained the 'low' offer. "It's al down to the share price imn New York don'cha know!
New Chelsea signing Oscar insists he feels no pressure at Stamford Bridge - because he has already worn the Brazil number 10 shirt.
Piece of cake. Not too much though, you'll end up fatter than Ronaldo, the former Brazil number 10
Retired Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba will make a success of his future career - whatever direction he takes - according to captain Kevin Davies.
Rumours he is joining the spoof as a comedy writer have been downplayed.
Former Newcastle player and manager Kevin Keegan has hailed the man he believes is the Magpies' best signing of the summer - chief scout Graham Carr.
United got a new Van, Newcassle make do with a new Carr!