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Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Q: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

A: I was performing at my concert and my pants split open, so my backyard was showing. I didn't notice until everyone took out their cameras.

Q: If you could have one super-power, what would it be?

A: To fly. Sometimes Justin Bieber annoys the crap out of me. Luckily, I'm on the road a lot!

Q: Do you have any strange talents we don't know about?

A: I can touch my eye with my tongue. Maybe I'm related to Gene Simmons.

Q: Did you have any jobs before you were famous?

A: I was a part-time janitor. The pay was surprisingly good!

Q: What is the weirdest thing a fan has ever made you sign?

A: Some guy made me sign his girlfriend's bra. Well, he said it was his girlfriend's but there wasn't anyone with him.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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