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Sunday, 12 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 13th August 2012 Roy Keanes dog spotted leaving Anger Management classes this morning

Carlos Tevez has stunned Manchester City's coaching staff by returning to training over a stone lighter than last season.
(Sunday Mirror)
The Atkins Diet strikes again!

Blackburn manager Steve Kean is under pressure before the start of the season, with Shebby Singh, advisor to the club's owners, saying he will be sacked if Rovers lose their first three games.
(The Observer)
In a remarkable job-swap, Roy Keane is being tipped to take over at Ewood Park, and Steve Kean is being lined up to walk Roy Keanes dog for him, 15 minutes in the morning and 20 minutes in the afternoon.

Emanuele Pesoli of Italian side Verona has gone on hunger strike and chained himself to the gates of the Italian FA's headquarters in protest against his three-year ban for match-fixing.
(Sunday Mirror)
More Cornetto's for the rest of us!

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