Carlos Tevez has stunned Manchester City's coaching staff by returning to training over a stone lighter than last season.
The Atkins Diet strikes again!
Blackburn manager Steve Kean is under pressure before the start of the season, with Shebby Singh, advisor to the club's owners, saying he will be sacked if Rovers lose their first three games.
In a remarkable job-swap, Roy Keane is being tipped to take over at Ewood Park, and Steve Kean is being lined up to walk Roy Keanes dog for him, 15 minutes in the morning and 20 minutes in the afternoon.
Emanuele Pesoli of Italian side Verona has gone on hunger strike and chained himself to the gates of the Italian FA's headquarters in protest against his three-year ban for match-fixing.
More Cornetto's for the rest of us!