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Saturday, 11 August 2012

Paul Ryan of Wisconsin chosen as Romney running mate.

Here is the Democratic response to the Republican choice of Vice President for the 2012 presidential election ...

"Hey Mitt, haven't you heard about political correctness? First of all, for your VP running mate, you should have picked a woman, not a man. What's the matter, couldn't you find a black, hispanic, asian, jewish (or muslim), eskimo woman? Preferably not rich. And, of course, she should be gay. Or at least bisexual. Or transsexual. Or all three.

It's 2012. It's the "new" America. You Republicans are out of touch. You need to get with the program and be more liberal, and a lot more politically correct!"

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