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Friday, 10 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012 In a new survey, 99% of England fans want John Terry's brain donated to medical research

Liverpool boss could sell Daniel Agger to Manchester City.
(BBC Sport)
If they sell Agger, where will they get their defensive swagger? And who will move like Mick Jagger?

Team USA win the Olympic Womens Football Gold Medal, gaining revenge on Japan who beat them in last years World Cup Final.

People said Team USA had no hope against Japan, but of course they had Hope Solo (not Hans Solo) in goal for #TeamUSA!

John Terry, 31, is set to be left out of the England squad for the friendly against Italy as Roy Hodgson opts to name an experimental lineup.
(The Guardian)
The experiment is to find 11 players that the public actually like, and are not embarrassed or disgusted to cheer on in an England shirt.

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