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Monday, 19 February 2007

The plethora of Britney Spears stories clogging the highways and byways of The Spoof, has led many readers to believe that the writers here at The Spoof are obsessed by the tragic Whitney like fall from grace of a mixed up young girl and are doing the best they can to gallantly cushion the young lady's fall with "humour".

I on the other hand suspect the evil red fingers of a communist plot, it's a well documented fact that in the former Soviet Union vast writing camps were erected for the sole purpose of creating soulless armies of zombie like writers devoid of any spark of originality or indeed humour, the original intention of these huge typing pools was to staff the filthy red propaganda rags of a godless regime.

After the supposed "fall" of the Russian bear, a secret Kremlin plot was hatched that would see these automatons go underground in the mainland United States in preparation for the time that their Kremlin masters would, sensing the moral decay of western society, send out a code word which in turn would activate these mirthless sleeper cells.

That time I now believe has come and the bolsheviks sensing our weakness have begun to flood this very site with their worthless attempts at comedy.

Now don't get me wrong dear reader, I myself have written a story on the girls tragic plight, and after heartily kicking her, I left her for dead by the wayside but this is where the communists are clever, they wont stop they will keep on writing these "Hilarious" stories in a vain attempt to wound and possibly break the world famous, much envied American funny bone.

So I appeal to all red, white and blue true American patriots to fight this filthy Britney disease and not let these dirty commie bastards win round two of this coldest of wars.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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