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Tuesday, 7 August 2012

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Jack Sullivan, son of West Ham joint-chairman David, has said on Twitter that the club's interest in Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is over.
(Daily Mirror)
Mainly because Andy Carrolls interest in West Ham never began.

Ravel Morrison, now on loan at Birmingham City, was flown home from West Ham's pre-season tour because he needed to have seven teeth removed.
(Daily Mail)
Don't they have dentists outside the UK??

Usain Bolt: "I WANT TRIAL FOR MAN UNITED"
(The Sun - WORLD EXCLUSIVE)
Well I suppose they need someone to do the running for Giggs and Scholes. Although, someone should probably tell Bolt that City are the more successful team in Manchester now...

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