Blackburn's game against NEC Nijmegen off after 'riots'
I'd heard watching Blackburn had become tedious last season, but I didn't know it had got this bad.
Chelsea defender Ashley Cole, 31, has ruled out a move to big-spending French giants PSG after insisting contract talks over a new deal at Stamford Bridge have not stalled.
Stand by for an new chapter in Cole's autobiography and more swerving off the road when he's offered a £5k a week pay increase.
Italian restaurant owner Richard Hughes, 33, has announced he is coming out of retirement to join Bournemouth on a two-year contract.
MAMA-MIA! This is pasta joke!