Portsmouth are due to play a friendly against AFC Wimbledon next week and such are their financial problems their squad list in the programme is empty.
Bring your boots - you might get a game!
Liverpool beat Gomel 1-0 in Belarus in the First leg of the First Round of the Europa League, with a goal from Stewart Downing.
Who said Stewart Downing can't produce the goods at the highest level? (Well - just about everyone)
Celtic have offloaded striker Morten Rasmussen to Midtjylland in his Danish homeland.
(Scottish Daily Express)
The programme editor and his spell-checker have breathed a sigh of relief.