SEXTIPS is the name sexpert website Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum is giving to its latest feature on The Spoof.
This novel approach to sex advice will list proverbs that are sexwise from a true descendant of Ben franklin who calls his sexwise aphorisms,Poor Dick's Almanac:
- A bush in the hand is worth two in a bird.
- The best laid anyone is better than reading Catcher in the Rye.
- Planning to lay mice is probably not a good idea.
- Haste wastes make-out.
- A penny saved on a condom may cost you half your earnings.
- A stitch in the scrotum saves you from becoming a father of nine.
- A word to the sexwise is enough.