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Sunday, 22 July 2012

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The world's first ever ABBA themed curry restaurant has opened in Stockholm, Sweden this week. The menu features typical Indian food, but every item on it has had the title of an ABBA song shoehorned into the name.

The full menu includes such delights as:

Knowing Me Knowing Vindaloo


Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Mango Chutney After Midnight)


Dancing Keema

Lay All Your Jalfrezi On Me

Thank You For The Rogan Josh

Customers are said to be leaving the restaurant satisfied with the food, and only mildly annoyed at the puns.

This follows last year's opening of the world's first ever Madonna themed curry restaurant in New York. That featured dishes such as:

Don't Cry For Me Chicken Bhuna

Poppadom Preach

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