Dundee are chosen, ahead of Dunfermline Athletic, to replace the old Rangers in the Scottish Premier League.
I think Dumfermline think they've been dun!
Midfielder Oscar, 20, has arrived in London with the Brazil Olympic squad and will have a medical ahead of his £25m move from Internacional to Chelsea.
All they need now is Luca Toni and Golden Globe for a team worthy of Hollywood itself.
Arsenal have still not opened contract talks with Theo Walcott despite the prospect of the England winger leaving as a free agent next summer.
It's a wall of silence