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Tuesday, 10 July 2012

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Ryan Giggs will captain Team GB football team at the Olympics.

Well at least his wife will know where he is for 90 minutes.

Roberto Mancini has signed a new five year contract to stay at Manchester City after interest from the Russian FA for their national job.

It must have been the lovely Manchester weather and mushy peas that made his mind up.


Arsenal are fighting Barcelona for Toulouse's French midfielder Etienne Capoue, 23, who could cost £9.5m.

If he goes, they'll have nothing - Toulouse. Well, that's not strictly true, they'll have £9.5m and 10 other players.

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