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Sunday, 8 July 2012

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Spain getting so good at this football malarkey, UEFA need to introduce handicap, either concede goal, player or 5 min start.

Spain 2 Italy 0 (Half-time)
‪If this was a boxing match the ref would would have stopped it by now. Spain going easy on italy by bringing torres on .

UEFA to introduce handicap against spain, instead of Jordi Alba, next match they must field 5 characters from Geordie Shore

"3-0 Even Torres scored"

I said at 2-0 ref would call it off if boxing match, then 2 subs score they could have took any two fans from the crowd ‪#easy‬

Final Score
Spain 4-0 Italy, and they never got out of second gear, spain just installed favourites for next year ‪#eurovision‬

Looking back on tonight, England must be congratulated on avoiding Spain twice, once in quarters by winning group & once in Final.

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