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Saturday, 30 June 2012

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HOLLYWOOD - Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket senior executive director with The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just released a list of 10 reality shows that did not make the cut.

Mr. Pennypocket stated that the reasons why some of the shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule range from use of a unusually large amount of expletives to the reality show actors and actresses acting like they are the next Kim Kardashian (of Growing Up Kardashian) or Gordon Ramsay (of Hell's Kitchen).

Pennypocket spoke with TV critic Buckaroo Kazoo of TV ClickerWorld and informed him that he and his assistant the vivaciously cute Kayleen Jo Bumpaletti, 24, personally watch every reality show that is video taped for review.

The senior executive director of TTCFRSD, or TTC for short, pointed out that for every successful reality show, such as The Nourishment Network's Makin' Muffins there are ten that never make it past the auditioning stage.

A LIST OF 10 REJECTED REALITY SHOWS

  1. Self-Tattooing
  2. Enchilada Wars
  3. NASCAR Husband Stealers
  4. Senior Citizen Pole Dancing
  5. Nuns Gone Wild
  6. The Real Housewives of Tijuana
  7. Sarah Palin's Name The Country Reality Game Show
  8. The Last Street Walker Standing
  9. The Louisiana Bayou's Cajun Gynecologist*
  10. Ballroom Dancing On Just One Leg


*Not to be confused with another rejected Cajun reality show called Pap Smearing Cajun-Style

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