Bob 'The Diamond' Banks claims he didn't know his staff were killing anyone who they didn't like.
This extraordinary claim was questioned by News International newspapers. In an editorial in the Sun the editor wrote: 'It is about time those in charge of organisations took responsibility for the action of their employees'.
In a Government statement David Cameron exclaimed that when someone was in charge they should be the ones to carry the can. 'I am glad to say the Government is showing the way on this matter. You can hunt for misdeeds in the Cabinet and anything wrong is admitted and everyone is satisfied. It is about time the Mafia followed our example.'
Tory backbenchers are calling for those who receive welfare benefits to be punished for being poor. 'They are just like the Mafia boss' claimed Percival Slippery 'they commit crimes and pretend they are ill so no one will blame them of anything. It is about time we got tough with the useless.'