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Friday, 29 June 2012

POLITICAL FACEBOOK

President Obama: Hey Joey you wanna get a burger later on this afternoon?
2:03 p.m.

Vice-President Biden: Sounds good Barry, you buyin'?
2:07 p.m.

President Obama: Does Donald Trump have the stupidest looking hairdo you have ever seen?
2:10 p.m.

Vice-President Biden: Gotcha boss. Say I was wondering you aren't planning on making anymore sports remarks today are ya?
2:13 p.m.

President Obama: No sir. Can you believe the lack of sense of humor of some people. Booing me because I simply said that I was glad that the Boston Red Sox had traded Kevin Youkilis to my Chicago White Sox, my goodness what was the big deal? I actually said thank you.
2:16 p.m.

Vice-President Biden: Well boss you have to understand that the Boston sports fans are still reeling from their New England Patriots getting knocked out in the NFL playoffs and then their Boston Celtics getting knocked out of the NBA playoffs. They just ain't happy campers these days.
2:21 p.m.

President Obama: I hear ya bro. And then I catch all this heat down in Miami about my referring to the Miami Heat as the Miami Heats. My goodness, I haven't seen this many crybabies since I invited Brett Favre, Glenn Beck, Nicole Scherzinger, and John Boehner to that White House Non-Partisan Barbecue and Hoe Down back in August of last year.
2:24 p.m.

Vice-President Biden: I hear you. You know as serious as lots of folks seem to take their sports one would think that it was politics.
2:29 p.m.

President Obama: Ha-ha. Now dat's a good one my little brutha. Well I best be getting back to work. I have to see about that jive-headed punk Donald Trump. Can you believe it. Now the man with the hairdo from hell wants to see the "First Mama's" birth certificate.
2:33 p.m.

Vice-President Biden: Hey boss. You want me to check into the possibility of having the little fairy deported?
2:38 p.m.

Vice President Biden: Hello boss, you there?
2:45 p.m.

President Obama: Yeah, I'm here Joey. Sorry about that I had to go take a little pee break. But to answer your question. Nah. Just let the wormy weasel go. We'll just give him enough rope to hang himself.
2:48 p.m.

Vice-President Joe Biden: Amen to dat, my brutha from a different mutha.
2:51 p.m.

President Obama: Wow! Spoken like old Kanye West. Right on, my fa shizzlin ma nizzlin Delaware dude.
2:55 p.m.

Vice-President Biden: Catch ya later boss.
2:59 p.m.

President Obama: Ditto kiddo.
3:03 p.m.

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