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Saturday, 23 June 2012

Nature seems to be fond of sexual desire. Put yourself in her place and watch plants and animals engaged in constant reproduction, of course, in an old-fashioned way: male to female. Yet man, is programmed to modify Mother Nature's behavior.

In India, the reward for every man to undergo vasectomy was a transistor radio.

Family planning has its own inadequacies. Men don't like intercourse with a piece of plastic or some foam. They need to feel the organ's texture and warmth. Therefore, there has been an old method ever since man watched male lambs indiscriminately jumping on the back of other lambs. The story of Lot, a biblical man, Genesis, chapters 11-14 and 19, is a proof of this claim.

All nations have laws regarding sodomy, including China that says, "Private sex in any form between two consenting adults does not violate laws."

However, there is an element of cognitive dissonance here. Western societies openly refer to homosexuality, while Middle Eastern nations, from Pakistan to Turkey, emphatically deny practice of homosexuality in their societies. It is the worst disgrace that can ever happen to a man befalling victim to sodomy at childhood in the area. The best way to quench the guilt flame is to deny existence of homosexuality western-style. They are right. Sodomy is not homosexuality. But look at their poetry where darlings are pre-adolescent boys!

From Turkey to the first Islamic Republic of Pakistan, Afghanistan etc, sodomy has been practiced as of 11th century AD when Mongolian Turks invaded the vast area.

Additionally, it is the segregation of women that has led men to seek sexual satisfaction with pre-adolescent boys. No wonder if the Turks call sodomy natural experience to manhood. In Pakistan and other similar districts the practice begins from the first night boys are sent to madrassa, clerical schools. Senor students of madrassa, called Taliban, singular Talaba, rape the novice in the middle of night to break the ice.

For three decades, they, theocrat rulers, have relentlessly curtailed women's role in the society. Yet, they use them, beside boys, abundantly for sexual satisfaction. The result of this segregation is appalling.

Additionally, the segregation has been very costly. The rascals for three decades have not allowed 6-year old girls to sit next to 6-year old boys in towns and remote villages. Since they could not build schools right away, they have resorted to two shifts and lesser hours. The segregation is so vast that the females cannot attend a football match along with their lawful relatives. Ironically, an influential cleric demands men in homes to prevent women watching football matches on TV.

Although their chief police has gone public and admitted that every year thousands of rapes take place in his jurisdiction, he added that 60% of all rapes took place with pre-adolescent boys, a figure much higher than announced. In the same country, sex behavior has undergone a drastic change. Since boys and girls cannot talk or walk together, they have resorted to bartering sex for sex. It is safe. No pregnancy. No dowry. No wedding rings. Females are doing the same! It a big Madrassa or rather a big House of Sodomy.

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