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Thursday, 21 June 2012

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Stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr has 3 million quid hidden away in a legal tax scam and now he's apologised for not paying his Jews (oops sorry wrong Jews; dues!). The scam allowed him to ship his dosh over to Jesrsey and ship it back in legally only having to pay 1% tax, pretty cool if you've got 3 million, but how the hell did he earn so much?

If stand-up comedians can earn that much, Spoof writers should ask for a rise and then we can wear warmer Jersey's in winter too; tax free of course.

Mr. Carr has done the honourable thing and apologised after being told he was being a naughty boy by his Nr 1 fan, PM, the Rt. (very) Hon. David Cameron who was worried that they might check his bank accounts too.

So now the legal scam has been exposed all stand-up comedians who felt it was really funny to push their well earned royalties under the noses of the Inland Revenue over to Jersey are falling over backwards hoping that the Rt. Hon. David Cameron is not a fan of theirs too, otherwise we will all die laughing!

What a joke that will be!

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