I'm not here to mince words with anyone. Please pay attention, because we don't have that much time.
Nixon's Ghost has been sighted in the Pacific. The Admiralty understands what needs to be done, and is taking steps to achieve same.
As the Yellow Submarine is no longer being used here to fleece the same tourists who sold all of us down the river, I am requisitioning it to find Nixon's Ghost and I am charging The Electric Pineapple and their entire drunken road crew to locate the threat and hold it off until some real help can be financed. I'm Fixing A Hole, apparently. God save the Queen."
"And a Happy 30th, Prince William"