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Monday, 18 June 2012

image for 007 Interrupts Fole-De-Role about Bloody Polo Match on Radio Ga Ga FM to Explain the Naval Situation in the Pacific "Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are!" Commence Fire!

I'm not here to mince words with anyone. Please pay attention, because we don't have that much time.

Nixon's Ghost has been sighted in the Pacific. The Admiralty understands what needs to be done, and is taking steps to achieve same.

As the Yellow Submarine is no longer being used here to fleece the same tourists who sold all of us down the river, I am requisitioning it to find Nixon's Ghost and I am charging The Electric Pineapple and their entire drunken road crew to locate the threat and hold it off until some real help can be financed. I'm Fixing A Hole, apparently. God save the Queen."

"And a Happy 30th, Prince William"

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