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Friday, 8 June 2012

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HOW TO DIE



How to die. That is the question posed by the nation's magazine. But, is it:



TIME TO DIE



It probably is if you are an establishment news magazine that feeds people propaganda that is no longer believed by people capable of reading for themselves on the internet what is happening.

That is why TheSpoof.com says



TIME TO LIVE



Time to enjoy some humor. SO, forget about dying. You can always do it later. And, if you need help finding a good way to die, try reading the hundreds of aspartame related articles on the Spoof. You will laugh so hard, you will forget about
TIME

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