HOW TO DIE
How to die. That is the question posed by the nation's magazine. But, is it:
TIME TO DIE
It probably is if you are an establishment news magazine that feeds people propaganda that is no longer believed by people capable of reading for themselves on the internet what is happening.
That is why TheSpoof.com says
TIME TO LIVE
Time to enjoy some humor. SO, forget about dying. You can always do it later. And, if you need help finding a good way to die, try reading the hundreds of aspartame related articles on the Spoof. You will laugh so hard, you will forget about