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Thursday, 7 June 2012

image for National Hurricane Center Releases Revised List of Hurricane Names for 2012 In 2012, you might say 'Chick' or Poo' rather than the insidious 'Charlie' or 'Paula' that sound like your best friend.

Miami (SAPP) - As reported on May 27, the National Hurricane Center (NHC) in Miami has changed the list of hurricane names for the 2012 season to generic names. As done in previous years, each name will be used in alphabetical order. See the previous story for the rationale behind the new list of hurricane names. Here is the complete list:

Atta boy

Bro

Chick

Dude

EBT Card

Friend

Gal

Honey pie

Idiot

Juice

Kamikaze

Lovey

Meh

No way

O No, it's Gonna Be a Mess

Poo

Quick, Get Outa the Way

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Sweety

Time to Run

Unsung hero

Very pretty girl

Way

XOXOXO My You-Know-What

You Go Girl

Zany

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