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Tuesday, 5 June 2012

image for Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks I photographed this skull in the room during the interview..

MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks.

AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled?

Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would pass out.

AB: A lot of kids do that. I mean, what really was your first clue that your son would grow up to write a virus to destroy all the faces on Facebook? Did he spend a lot of time alone in his room?

Jane: Well, yes, he did have a microwave in there.

AB: What's so bad about that?

Jane: Well, we had to replace a lot of hamsters, a lot lot of hamsters and mice too.

AB: So, and?

Jane: We used to find the bones, under his pillow.

AB: So? So far what you have told me is what any normal kid would do. When did you really stop and say, 'Gosh, this kid is strange'?

Jane: Well, we never would say that. He'd a killed us for sure.

AB: No, I mean to yourself!

Jane: Well, there was the time he killed my husband.

AB: How did he do that?

Jane: Aspartame in his tobacco pouch. That's what he did. He got the pure aspartame powder on the internet. He used to snort it and then write these virus programs. He used to brag about it. Can you excuse me? It's time for my Klu Klux Klan meeting now.

To be continued..

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