It's been a really bad week for his Holiness, Da Pope. First he has to have his butler John Leaky arrested for imparting unto the press that he, the butler that is, kept a secret stash that was way better than the stuff he gave Da Big Cheese. This caused great discord between the two, especially when Da Big Kahuna smoked a couple of joints of it and found that the stuff the butler was giving him really sucked.
This was dubbed Weedyleaks by the press.
Next, it was determined Da Big Bratwurst's maid was hanging out his dirty laundry from atop the Sistine Chapel for everyone to see. And see they did, especially the fact Da Big Banana's underwear was extremely dirty and appeared to have quite a bit of starch in it which may explain the sour look on his face and the fact he is a hardcore agent of abstinence. What was, also, unveiled was Da 's Godfather of DeSoul's choice of the down under briefs consisted of Orange Fruit of the Bloom tongs, extremely brief Jockey's and an unknown set of boxers which were covered with little devils.
This incident has been dubbed Undileaks.
When asked why she aired Da Big Pop's dirty laundry the maid answered: "To get back at him for doing 'you know what'".
Things have even gotten more absurd for his Ungraciousness as new information has been leaked by his butler which has shed more shade on the church's banking scandal. Apparently, Da Big Staff's banker Gotta Tell-Everyone has been embezzling money and using it to buy hundreds of thousands of scalped Lady Gaga concert tickets and re-selling them to other members of the Vatican including His Highness himself at an even more outrageous price.
As of press time, it has just been learned that Da Big Guy's chauffer has been arrested for bringing back a Dominos Pepperoni pizza that Da Biggest Dickus ordered which had all the pepperoni picked off of it.