After David Cameron had put his foot in it several times recently we can now report on more amazing feets by the Prime Minister.
First of all he has sorted out the Greek people, who were clearly in need of expert advice. 'Make up your minds you stupid Geeks' he exclaimed when making his unique contribution to the Greek election - the clever humour whereby Cameron replaced Greek by Geek produced hilarity in Athens. 'Without Cameron we would be lost' said a passer by at the Parthenon 'we have witnessed the return of the finest philosopher in Greece since Plato!'
Encouraged by his reception Cameron then took on the judicial system. Deciding that John Terry was guilty of 'saying things he shouldn't say'. This has left Terry, accused of racist comments to Anton Ferdinand, clearly Guilty. His sentence is expected to show that Cameron Justice is no weak, soft on crime, nonsense.
In judicial mood Cameron has also found horse riding friend Rebekah Brooks Not Guilty, thus establishing that the Leveson Inquiry will see sense.
Government sources see Cameron climbing up the popularity Polls, reaching new heights. He only needs Tony Blair to come into his Cabinet for the settlement of all outstanding problems in the Middle East.