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Friday, 18 May 2012

image for 10 Questions For Mayor of London - Boris Johnson Who Cuts your hair Boris? We want answers!

* Who cuts your hair?

* Do you model your management style on Basil Fawlty or Gordon Brittas?

* How the hell did you get in as London Mayor - AGAIN?
Would you still have won if Labour had put someone else instead of Ken Livingstone up against you?

* Wasn't it enough making a fool of yourself on comedy panel shows, now you have to do it as Mayor of London?

* Is it true you've hired an orangutan as your body double? Or just to write your speeches?

* Got any spare Olympic tickets for me?

* Why is the Olympic Marathon finishing in the West End of London, instead of coming through Tower Hamlets (of the host boroughs) and finishing in the Olympic Stadium?

* Are you going to mention the wiff-waff again at the opening ceremony, like you did in Beijing four years ago?

* Are you going to return the support to old Bullingdon Club friend David Cameron when the sh*t hits the fan at the Leveson Inquiry?

* Next stop 10 Downing Street for Boris?

Gawd help us!

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