1. Do people ever confuse you with Teresa (no h) May, the 'glamour' model who appeared in the Prodigy music video 'Smack My Bitch Up'
2. Why do so many ships sink on May Day?
3. Do you know where your diary is today?
4. Do you know what day it is today?
5. Do you ever confuse your Diary with your Dairy?
6. Do you know how many units of alcohol you've drunk this week?
7. When David Cameron goes to the Leveson inquiry, will the Dido song 'White Flag' be playing in his personal limo? (chorus - I will go down with this ship - And I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my door)
8. If a penguin beat the Lib-Dems in Scotland for local council elections, can The Joker beat the Tories in Westminster?
9. Was The Riddler your favourite Batman baddie?
10. When Londoners voted for Boris Johnson as Mayor, do you think they thought they were voting to evict him from Big Brother?
Please answer the above questions in your diary, and we will publish them the next time you lose it.