Written by Mark Garrison

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Tags: Horror

Monday, 12 February 2007

Turn your TV's brightness setting down to 50%

Drip ketchup on your TV screen

Repeatedly flash the lights on and off

If seated with a loved one, randomly scream in their face

Every time an actor says the word "I'm", quickly yell "going to kill you!"

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