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Sunday, 6 May 2012

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The Predictable Hulk.

Bruce Banner: "Don't make me angry, Mr Kelly, you...

Kelly: "Yeah... I know...I wouldn't like you when you're angry. Jeez - Do you ever give it a rest?"

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The Flasher

Barry Allen and Iris West (who is unaware of Barry's secret alter ego, The Flash) have been to the movies and are walking home...

"... Oh Barry! Not again! Do put it away, please!"

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Green Lantern

...in The Antiques Collector

Despatched by the Guardians of the Universe to track down the Antiques collector, Green Lantern of Earth confronts him in his lair - a shop in Lewes, East Sussex, England.

"So we meet at last Collector!"

"Ooh, hello! What have we here? A lovely green lantern - looks like Moorcroft, late Victorian or Edwardian, I'd say. Hm, pity it's not a pair. Oh, and look, there's a slight chip on the base... that will hurt the value I'm afraid."

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Wonder Woman

Amazon Princess Diana of Themyscira is helping US intelligence to interrogate a Nazi spy.

Lt Col Masters: "We can't crack this one, Wonder Woman. Shouldn't you use your lasso of truth on him?"

"Hm. I wonder..."

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