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Friday, 4 May 2012

image for Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up Day 14 - Semi-finals Howzat! Are they the Crucible covers?

Today is the first day of the semi-finals, which last three days (compared to the two day final)

There was no morning play, so I had to make do with Phil and Holly instead on This Morning. In a real emergency I could watch Ross Kemp In Afghanistan on DVD, but i normally save that for when Ross visits. He gave me a signed copy you know. Might fetch a few quid on ebay.

We are down to one table and the divider covers are taken down - are they the same covers they use at Lords for the cricket?

Ali Carter has taken a 10-6 lead over Stephen Maguire after two sessions. The Scotsman looked out of sorts, but did manager a 142 - the second highest break of the tournament.

Ronnie O,Sullivan leads Matthew Stevens 5-3 after one session, racing into a 4-0 lead in typical Ronnie bravado, before the Welshman pulled two back, with the last two frames shared.

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