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Tuesday, 1 May 2012

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Stephen Hendry booked his place in the quarter-final by wrapping up his comprehensive victory over defending Champion John Higgins 13-4. He joins Neil Robertson in the Quarters.

In the old days when the games finished early, Dennis Taylor would pop out and tell his 'WC1' joke. Or John Virgo would play a few trick shocks. Sometimes Willie Thorne would tell us where he got his hair cut.

Today we see a marriage proposal by a fella called Brian who met his girlfriend Lisa at the Crucible - oh well that's one alternative to dating sites - and she says yes - although she admits she fancies Ronnie O'Sullivan. Don't we all.

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