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Saturday, 28 April 2012

image for Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 7 Its Stevens v Hawkins in Round Two

The draw for the second round includes a few science, film and musical references to keep us interested..

Higgins v Hendry.
Perry v Maguire - Show Me The Money??
Jones v Higginson
Carter v Trump
Williams v O'Sullivan
Gilbert v Robertson - (shouldn't it be Gilbert v Sullivan?)
Day v Yupeng
Stevens v Hawkins...

The games are already underway and Robertson is the first man into the last eight, beating David Gilbert 13-9.

Stephen Hendry led fellow Scot John Higgins 5-3 after the first session and powered through to a 12-4 lead after 2 sessions, juts one frame away from knocking out last years champ.

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