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Tuesday, 24 April 2012

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Many people assume that a neck tattoo can have adverse effects. You might be stereotyped, and in the end, it may cause practical difficulties. However, our survey reveled 10 good reasons why you should consider getting a neck tattoo:

10. People will notice you.

9. You've already tattooed everything else.

8. You're less likely to get mugged.

7. You can hide a hickey.

6. It will distract people from your tear drop tattoo (oops!)

5. No one will ever again ask to see your tattoo.

4. Nothing else will ever seem painful again, ever.

3. They're on sale.

2. You've had a case of beer and 4 whiskey shots, so why not!

1. You love turtlenecks.

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