When Jeb Bush considers how many reporters, political scientists, sociologists and psychiatrists have asked him the 'W' question, he just loses count. Well, now that big bro has shot his wad, lil' bro spills the beans.
"The family has lots of stories. First they needed legends to explain the underachieving; that wasn't so hard. They just came out with the usual pap about the extraordinary grandpa and poppy crippling the first born. Then we had to concoct some BS to cover-up for the binge drinking and the DUI's. The failures in business and the phoney ball team success provoked more Bush Family Mythology."
Reflecting on his own presidential aspirations, Jebidiah Bush chortled: "This mother fucker has ruined every minute of my life! So much so that I'm governor of FLORIDA! With my family's money this is absurd...if it wasn't for W's constant flops, Poppy could have bought me the Presidency!"