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Thursday, 12 April 2012

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Monday 9th April 2012
* Up at 0300hrs - To the WC, cup of tea, pain killers, to the WC, on the Spoof, up to the WC, spill tea over me knees.. luckily it was no longer hot, to the WC... usual morning up to now (0505hrs).

Tuesday 10th April 2012
* Up and on the web at 0020hrs this morning. Determined to keep any senior moments to a minimum!

Wednesday 11th April 2012
* Went over too see Stewart, told him I was going to go to Bulwell to get some cheap strong tea bags and a hard surface spray from the pound shop. He advised I walked to Nottingham Road and caught number 17 bus as the best way to get there. I thanked him, and set off, catching the number 17 bus where he said to. (Well I thought I did) After an hour of sitting tight as the bus went all around the different estates, i finally arrived at Bulwell. On algithing the vehicle, i noticed it was a number 71, not a 17. Still, at least I got to the right place. The shop had sold out of both products I'd gone for, and were not going to stock them anymore.

Thursday 12th April 2012
* No Senior Moments to report today, unless of course, one has occurred that had taken affect at a later time, that my limited observational and memory cells had missed, by which time I would have become aware of it s happening in which case it may be recorded elsewhere in this log, if I remember it. (I think)*

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