Ladies and gentlemen, our dearly beloved Superman is no more. On 32nd March at 14 P.M. GMT, the world will come to a stop to pay him a tribute. We hope everyone of you will join us along with your friends and family. Even if you didn't know him, it is everyone's duty as a human being to show respect to someone so great.
Superman, the man of steel, the awesome-one and the-next-best-thing-since-Chuck-Norris are some of the names that Superman was referred to by. This man had fought evil villains, giant monsters, powerful weapons of mass destruction, Out of control vehicles and Kryptonite throughout his life, but always lived to tell the tale.
However, on the night of March 27th, Superman was out fighting bad guys. He had just fought off a gang of bank robbers robbing a bank in Los Angeles when a nearby police officer offered him one of his doughnuts, as a way of thanking him for his help. Superman had taken a couple of bites when, all of a sudden, his tummy started to growl, his butt started to clench and he got sugar sweats. After a moment of shivering, Superman collapsed. He never got up again.
Although this looks like a classic case of food-poisoning, foul play is suspected. The policeman that offered the doughnut and the baker of the doughnuts, are being interrogated by the FBI. The world wants an answer soon.
SUPERMAN WILL BE AVENGED!