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Friday, 30 March 2012

image for 5 reasons why life on Earth will cease to exist in 2012 An artists depiction of World war 3

Since the last three years, a huge wave of rumors has started in one corner of the world and traveled across the seas and lands all around the world, giving various reasons as to why the world, as we know it, will come to an end in the final quarter of the year 2012.

We have heard all about these reasons, however, we are here to add to your fears with our own article, simply because we love to create irrational panic among the masses. We all already know about a dead tribe's prediction, problems on the sun's surface, planetary alignment, global warming, etc. However, we would like to share more reasons that suggest an end of the world in 2012.

Our reasons-

- Santa clause forgot to classify kids into the "Good" and "Bad" category this year. This means no gifts from Mr.Fatty-in-red-tights this year. This might result in complaining kids and frustrated parents. Thus, domestic violence, as well as, suicide rates are expected to soar up.

- Men all around the world report an increase in seismic activity in their chubby bellies. This could be due to pressure developing underneath the surface. If an appropriate exit point is not found, the results could be devastating.

- The strongest reason is said to be the US presidential elections of 2012. It is predicted that if Mr.Obama loses his presidential status, he will launch another one of his Operation Neptune Spear against all those that voted against him, and those who voted for the guys that voted against him.

- The International Olympics Committee has now approved a new category under games, as a tribute to the Late Sir Adolf Hitler. The event is known as World War. Participation from all countries around the world is expected, save for the unsporting country of Switzerland.

- Finally, a group on Facebook named 'Humankind' showed the following status -
Likes - 4056745
Dislikes - God and Chuck Norris


SAVE US.

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