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Thursday, 29 March 2012

According to a recent global survey, 9.8 out of 10 women from many countries around the world get excited at the mention of the possibility of a human-like creature, but with exceptionally large feet.

At the mere mention of the name Big Foot, most(all) of these women start to imagine a manly, beefy, hulk-like giant with feet, twice the size of any average man. One of these women says, "You never know. He might even be Tarzan. A little hairy but sexy, swinging around the jungle from tree to tree in a little underwear made out of tiger-skin, searching for the love of his life." The idea of gigantic feet makes them imagine a man with junk bigger than an elephant's trunk!

Men on the other hand are intimidated by it, especially the committed ones. They prefer to use the term 'Frankenstein' (Greek name for 'The creature that you must corner and burn alive') instead of 'Big Foot'. No survey has been conducted for the same among men yet, however, it is easy to say that most men, especially after reading this article, will make sure that the Big Foot, even if real, does not stay 'real' for long.

A thought for the ladies (its supposed to rhyme, but whatever)-

"You may be able to find him and become the biggest thing on news,
but what will you do when you can't find him a decent pair of shoes?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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