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Saturday, 24 March 2012

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10. Beeper in helmet that tells me defensive guy close behind me

9. Instead of a solid gold chain around his neck, he demanded a gold bolt through his neck.

8. Hold off all Tickle-Thons in the locker room, after a victory, until I leave.

7. No more towel-snapping in the locker room. Somebody's going to lose an eye!

6. No more "If that had been Eli" comments.

5. Center must wear rubber underwear.

4. Use a substitute QB when it's third down and fifty!

3. Receivers quit telling defensive backs "Yo Mama insults!" so loud I can't make myself think.

2. Two 500-pound offensive guards. (Who do not use Right Guard)

1. Permission from President Obama to use trademark "It's not my fault!"

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