One of The Spoof's most controversial writers, who shall remain anonymous, but his initials are J-O and lives in Holland, had a recent domestic accident. Whilst chatting to his missus he forgot that the dish washer door was open. Walking backwards he tumbled over the door (not the dryer) and cracked his thick-bonce against the side of the dish-washer door, a tough Miele and German perfection.
His missus and daughter, who was on a visit from Bangalore, India, laughed their heads off as J-O, laid prostrate on the floor and started babbling quotes from the Bible, New Testament, Matthew verse 666, to be precise.
Ever since then J-O has had periods of serious seriousness and to prove it he wrote a very serious book called; "The unacceptable truth", which was duly published by a publishing house in South Africa.
This not so serious spoof is not really a piece of self-advertising (cough, cough), but is a genuine result of the other, serious side of J-O caused by a German Miele and a Tumble (not dryer).
PS: Sorry Mark, our very kind editor, for allowing this astonishing piece of mumble, jumble to be published here!