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Sunday, 18 March 2012

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The top ten marijuana slip-ups of Ron Paul during race for presidency!

10. It's all over here. We came in turd. Let's light...pack up and let's blow this joint!

9. My glaucoma is acting up again. Everyone here looks strange.

8. So we lost another state? Who really gives a shit?

7. Forget this Primary. Show me the Prime.

6. Are you against this too, Santorum? Ever have any fun?

5. They're be no ..puff puff..stinking beer parties in MY White House!

4. "Ye We Can!" Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

3. Where's the Dorito trailer? Those dudes lost again?

2. Just call me, Doob-yah!

1. "My Frito Americans! Man did I blow that one! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cough! cough! Ha Ha Ha......

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