Glenn Beck: Hey Rush, how the hell are you holding up you big mouth scumbag?
Rush Limbaugh: Oh, I guess I'm okay Glenn, considering that so far I have lost 11 of my radio talk show sponsors.
Glenn Beck: I know the feeling fat boy believe me. I lost every single one of my sponsors and as you know shortly after that I lost my job and now I'm getting unemployment checks, food stamps, and free government cheese.
Rush Limbaugh: Well it serves you right. As I recall you did take that Nazi memorabilia thing a little bit too far and it sure did explode in your face huh you flaky, squirrely-looking crybaby.
Glenn Beck: Yeah. It seems like Sandra Bullock's ex-husband "Messy" Jesse James and me were the only Nazi artifacts collectors in America and so that space alien bitch Joan "The Moan" Rivers got all of her Jewish friends to write the sponsors and complain.
Rush Limbaugh: You know Glenn, I have never liked that mean-spirited old hag she is nothing but an evil, overly botoxed, hate-monger.
Joan Rivers: Hey, you tub of Mrs. Tucker's lard-looking piece of Appaloosa crapola. Just who the friggin hell do you think you are anyway? Ricky "Jaws" Gervais or what?
Joan Rivers: Hello Tubby? Are you there? Or did you swallow that 12-inch pee pee looking cigar that you suck on 24/7?