'The only way to get Peace is to go to War' announced a world leader who has asked not to be named, in case someone decides to bump him off.
This was capped by George Unwell who remarked that 'War is Peace', explaining how peaceful the world would be after a everyone had disappeared in a cloud of dust. 'Cockroaches could thrive and no one would be able to step on them' he cried triumphantly.
As delegates from various countries talked so long they forgot what they were talking about and State terrorists outshone the feeble efforts of ordinary terrorists the world plunged further towards Armandlegdone.
Osama bin Asad of Syria laughed at those who complained that he should not exterminate his own people. 'It is such fun' he explained 'and we give inspiration to all the peace loving people who want to see an end to all conflict. There can only be one winning side.'
Meanwhile, nearby Israel and Iran are walking on the railway track, sneering at each other, to see who will jump out of the way of the approaching train first. This Who Dares Wins game is likely to become the new craze.